The Guys - (click the llamas to find out more!)
ANDY
Name: Andy Irvine
Age: 78
Height: 2' 6"
Weight: 1 stone
Andy is an Australian Refugee. He is the co-writer & principal musician of the group.
He likes to collect illnesses & has a MENTAL dog called Titan. Andy has been known to lock himself away for weeks on end creating odd noises. No-one knows why!
NICK
Name: Nikolai Vladimirovich von Schlippe
Age: 12
Height: 7' 8"
Weight: Yes.
Nick has a fancy name. He's a boy genius with a beard who can play chess without a board he's so good. Nick is the co-writer and motivational force behind Llama. Don't try and sack him - he'll sue your ass off.
PHIL
Name: Phil Leamon
Age: Prime
Height: Perfect
Weight: Optimum
Phil is the youngest and most talented and beautiful of the four. In his spare time he is a model and nobel prize winning author and mathematician. He has work exhibited in the Louvre. (He also wrote the words for this bit.)
GARETH
Name: Gareth Davies
Age: ?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Gareth is sort of Welsh. That's about all we know about him.
